'Salty' Greeting Cards

21 Million People Have Birthdays Today... - Satirical Birthday Card

Another Birthday Down... - Birthday Card

Are We Getting Older, or... - Anniversary Card

Birthdays are Like Alcohol - Birthday Card

Congrats on betting someone half your shit... - Wedding Card

Congrats on Successfully Having Sex! - New Parent Card

Fantastic, Another Day All About You... - Sarcastic Birthday Card

Getting Older is 90 Percent Mental - Birthday Card

Happy Birthday Bitch - Sarcastic Birthday Card

Happy birthday you magnificent bitch - Birthday Card

Heres to Spending the Rest of Our Lives... - Anniversary Card

I Hate You the Least - Love Themed Card

I Love You More Than I Want to Murder You - Anniversary Card

I Love You More Than Wine - Love Themed Card

I Sure Hope It's Your Birthday... - Funny Birthday Card

I'm Yours You're Welcome - Love Themed Card

In Dog Years You're Dead - Satirical Birthday Card

Love is spending your entire life with someone... Anniversary Card

Remember, It's Okay to Think... - New Baby Congratulations Card

Thanks for the Open Bar! - Wedding Card

The best cure for a hangover... - Birthday Card

This is turning into the longest one night stand ever - Anniversary Card

Way to not die the past year - Birthday Card

You're one year closer to needing a handrail... - Birthday Card